BESTIARY


#001

Horse Fly


Big ass fly.
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5
1
60
50
n/a
Annoying

#002

Purple Ant


Purple Ant does not want you to step on it.
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5
16
20
4
10
Crumbs
Angry

#003

Mean Leaf


What a dick.
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9
25
1
6
50
Tea
Angry

#004

Dumb Nose Marmot


This thing has a dumb nose.
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10
10
10
10
10
Poo
Dumb

#005

Killer Bird


Despite it's size, this bird is a viscious killer.
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15
30
10
85
20
Speed Feather
Aggressive

#006

Inverted Snake


This is a backwards snake. No one knows what that means.
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20
15
15
35
30
Poison
Odd

#007

Murder Mouth


Don't go near this things big mouth, it bites, OUCH!
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20
25
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60
Tooth
Chill

#008

Poison Wererat


A poison rat. Maybe it becomes a wererat in the full moon?
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20
20
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Teeth
Aggressive

#009

Weirdo


Don't play ball with this weirdo. He gives me the creeps!!
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20
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10
10
Ball
Weird

#010

Shapes


Playful shapes.
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33
33
33
33
33
Shapes
Shapes

Artist: Jake Huffcutt
#011

Gnome Chomsky at Party


If approached by this creature at a party DO NOT ENGAGE! RUN! You came to this festival to drink mead and relax, not learn about the covert infiltrations of the Druid Rebels by the Bug Empire in the 1160s! If stuck talking to it you will eventually begin to feel shitty and then die.  
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50
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100
100
Articles
Haughty

#012

Dark Witch


A dark witch.
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120
27
68
78
10
Bonecrusher
Bad

Artist: Eewen Chew
#013

Lovebug


Really more a bear than a bug, despite its name. Lures prey in with its hypnotic cuteness before feasting on their corpse and using their bones as an accessory.
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200
99
17
43
80
Bone Charms
Cuddly

Artist: Michael Beachy
#014

Seed Wizard


Seed Wizard doesn't know what he's doing and he wishes you would just stop hitting him and help.
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200
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10
39
Bag of Seeds
Tense

Artist: Harrison Wyrick
#015

Green Owl


Just some big-ass owl. I think it can scratch you or turn you green or something? I dont know. Maybe it has a knife. Just stay away.
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220
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40
85
24
Knowledge
Hostile

Artist: Sam Wood
#016

Peeshooter


Peeshooter is an anthropomorphic pea plant that shoots peas as projectiles. Lively and energetic, it provides ranged support in battles and offers playful commentary, often lightening the mood of tense situations.
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700
95
10
0
64
Cold Water
Aggressive

#017

Fun Centipede


This centipede parties.
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13
1
2
1
Party Hat
Fun

#018

Bottle


Bottle.
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50
1
50
30
Glass
Sad

Artist: Emory Allen
#019

Snap Shot


This little creep lurks in the shadows, stalking you, waiting for the opportunity to catch a glimpse of you looking your worst. That's when this little freak strikes, memorializing the split second that you had a triple chin, or a thing in your nostril that might be a booger, but it's not. What a little weirdo.
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10
100
1
100
100
Bad Pics
Unhinged

#020

Glob


A Tiktokers slime turned sentient. Is electric.
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50
25
10
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40
Key
Messy

Artist: Ethan Buck
#021

Hot Bisexual/Bad Dog Owner


Should I say something? I mean the dog looks so sad but like, they're hot and have cute tattoos? Maybe its just a misunderstanding. Do I confront them politely? They're yelling about something on the phone in public, that can't be a good sign... but they're so hot...
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69
5
muscles
69
10
Cool Glasses
Chaotic Sexy

Artist: Ch4ch
#022

Spliffy


These lil devil mosquitos play a bamboo flute, which when harmonized with the buzz of their wings, boosts the growth of flora in the area. Their tail stingers pose no threat other than to prevent strangers from stealing their flute. If one were to try playing this flute without the buzzing of the wings nearby, they would instantly die.
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80
0
37
84
83
Flute
Chill

#023

Cute Squid


This squid is too cute, too bad it has to die.
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100
36
37
28
20
Ink
Cute

Artist: Elenor Kopka
#024

Duck


This duck wants to take pictures of your feet and put them on the internet. Run!
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100
20
10
70
50
Duck Teeth
Creep

Artist: Parker Davis
#025

Ad Space Bat Beast


A weak and weary beast, appears hanging from shadowy corners of ceilings then drops down to reveal the ad beneath his wings. He is contractually obliged to hold this state for 5 seconds, then begins his defense.
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133
21
50
31
12
Money
Decrepit

#026

Crab Crab


This crab uses another crabs shell as armor.
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159
48
59
29
30
Crab Legs
Snippy

#027

Clam Tongue


Clams are strange.
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180
13
56
76
23
Pearl
Aloof

#028

Pokey Bird


This bird has a sharp beak.
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204
26
27
49
28
Fish
Sharp

#029

Blurmn


This guy sucks. Pure manifestation of jealousy and self-importance. Constantly commenting on things he shouldn't. Mens rights activist. incel. maga.
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230
42
43
54
30
Fedora
Bad

#030

Eelee


Eelee is an eel.
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240
34
34
34
34
n/a
Hidden

#031

Hoodie Wizard


Specializes in electricity.
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248
37
58
58
35
Magic Wand
Cool

#032

Mermaid


Mermaid.
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300
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90
40
Scale
Withholding

#033

Knife Fish


This fish has a knife, watch out!
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326
70
8
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45
Knife
Menacing

Artist: Eewen Chew
#034

Beepy


The gooey pods on its back stores electricity harnessed from its surroundings. Usually docile. May be used as a source of energy. Be careful though! Prone to occasionally blowing itself up.
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390
88
12
32
23
Batteris
Zappy

Artist: Sarah Schmidt
#035

Scrappy Foot


Usually sneaky and terrible dragon-like fiends (or friends?) with weak wings and strong feet.Food-driven and protective of their respective snack stash (everybody's got one, these days).
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50
Shiny Claw
Neurotic

Artist: Alexander Laird
#036

Cannibal Slime


This type of Slime has no mercy. Most Slimes don't have teeth. These one do after getting into a horde of previously used dentures at the local hospice in town. It loves anything it can munch and crunch down on, including other Slimes. Actually it might like Slimes the most. Such a satisfying texture...
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450
95
30
80
64
Slime Dentures
Aggro

Artist: Sishir Bommakanti
#037

Blob Army


A dimensional mess of flora and fauna from across the realms. This entity approaches like a bad strom only to wreck havok to cities and towns with no agenda, objective or leadership. It is a ball of chaos.
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87
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64
Sword
Chaos

#038

Thing


Thing
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1
Thing
Thing

Artist: Ethan Buck
#039

John


This cynical little fucker is the last of a once noble bloodline entrusted to maintain the magic to lock away the demon king. For his own sick twisted entertainment, he regularly forces passers by to give their grandma a wedgie or piss their pants under threat of undoing the spell.
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1000
1000
1
100
?
Sinister

#040

Mouse


Pot Stirrer.
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5
5
5
5
Cheese
Sassy

#041

Rich Spider


Rich spider wants your diamonds, give him your diamonds.
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6
16
2
54
10
Diamonds
Smug

#042

Sad Candle


Candle is sad, what will happen when candle melts away?
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20
20
20
20
20
Wax
Sad

#043

Art


Art.
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96
27
40
18
20
Art
Art

#044

Duster


*Cough* Kickin up dust.
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100
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20
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25
Sand
Pleasant

#045

Gargoyle


Living Statue.
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80
18
20
Key
Stoic

#046

Sexy Book


A book with tantilizing vocabulary.
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129
39
28
39
43
Pages
Kissy

#047

Knight


It's a knight in armor, is it real?
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149
60
60
30
30
Sword
Creepy

Artist: Jenna Caravello
#048

Bad Spaghetti


Who knows when this noodle turned bad? Maybe it was born this way. Either way, it's all out of sauce so it's coming for your blood!
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200
20
20
5
10
Meatballs
Anxious

#049

Bust


Ghost bust of some dead guy.
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200
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70
5
20
History Book
Scary

#050

Mean Gay Sun & Moon


They are mean, and gay, and the sun and the moon.
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200
54
49
47
29
Vodka
Mean

Artist: Michael Beachy
#051

Banker


This floating Armored Pig would rather talk it out than get into fisticuffs. He has a lot to teach you about fiscal responsibility.
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300
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70
12
40
Old Coins
Smug

Artist: Michael Beachy
#052

Eggy


This sentient egg controls the minds of its hosts. Right now it's got a hold of a cute little cat barbarian. Really EGGY just wants to have fun.
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300
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70
12
40
Butter
Greasy

Artist: Michael Beachy
#053

Key Monkey


He has the key you need, and he'll fight like hell to keep it away from you. He's a nasty monkey and he loves to punch.
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500
50
75
80
70
Broken Key
Surly

Artist: Peter Steineck
#054

Mad Magic Dragon


A dragon with a gem in it's belly. It's angry because the gem hurts but also gives it magic so it's trapped in an existential conundrum. If it removes the gem it relieves its pain but the magic is too fun to use. The gem on its tail is useless.
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500
50
75
80
70
Money
In Anguish

Artist: Michael Swearingen
#055

Skinny Jean Steve


A fierce mercenary whose resolve is nigh as tight as his jeans. Steve doth suffer judgment as he wanders the land constrained by his garb which he hath long outgrown."You'll have to wrest these pants from my cold, dead calves."
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550
95
60
40
88
Skinny Jeans
Annoying

Artist: Sishir Bommakanti
#056

Mid-Level Bureaucrat


Masked Cultist who operates on mid-level management realm of hell. Recently escaped from the 58th layer of the underworld, this aimless creature has been adding redudancy to the land and budgeting for Q4 without pizza parties. Total buzzkill!
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800
90
87
50
64
Magic Pen
Buzzkill

Artist: Sishir Bommakanti
#057

Triple Zombie Brothers LLC


Fresh off being infected only 4 years ago, The Triple Zombie Bros LLC is a full-service zombie experience (for hire) that can be rented on a hourly bases to scare your rivals, theives who steal from your farm or start a Ground Zero infection event at your local Castle!
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800
90
87
50
64
Infected Flesh
Aggressive