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Artist: Woodlin Latocki
#001

Gabba Jack's Inflatable Hammer


A large inflatable hammer. Doesn't do much damage, but has a small change to temporarily mellow out enemies or friends. Also good for comic relief.
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95
15
0.1lbs
Plastic
Chill
$20

Artist: Emory Allen
#002

Deadstock


These limited edition DQ sneakers haven't been produced for 18 years. They're in pristine condition, still have the tags on, and the box looks untouched. They don't do much damage, but you will be the envy of all the other adventurures.
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99
2
2lbs
Leather
Grip
$400
#003

Knife


Basic Knife
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10
10
<1lbs
Steel
n/a
$10

Artist: Sam Wood
#004

Double Jump (Moon Shoes)


Moon Boots are magical footwear that let the wearer double jump with ease. With these boots, characters can bounce higher than ever, reaching lofty platforms, springing through adventures and crushing their enemies with a playful hop and a skip.
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13
4lbs
Synthetic
Luck
$75

Artist: Peter Steineck
#005

Family Vacation Portrait


A sentimental portrait of someone's family on vacation to disney land. It is made of cheap wood material and painted pink. You don't know the family in the portrait but maybe someone might and feel some type of way about them. You could also probably throw it at someone.
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5
5
5oz
Faux Wood
n/a
$0
#006

Crossbow


Basic Crossbow.
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10lbs
Steel
n/a
$600
#007

Brass Knucks


Basic Brass Knuckle.
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10
1lbs
Steel
n/a
$200
#008

Sword


Basic Sword.
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40
10
2lbs
Steel
n/a
$60
#009

Bow And Arrow


Basic Bow and Arrow.
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10
5lbs
Steel
n/a
$100
#010

Spear


Basic Spear.
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10
1lbs
Steel
n/a
$80

Artist: Jenna Caravello
#011

Big Bird Foot


Some kind of big bird out there is missing a foot, which has been attached to a handy hilt. Try swinging it at something — those talons look sharp. Every now and then, the toes will open and close, so there is a rare chance you'll snatch an object off a monster on critical hits.
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80
50
5lbs
Bird
Grabby
$60
#012

Shuriken


Basic Shuriken.
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30
10
<1lbs
Steel
n/a
$40
#013

Nunchuku


Basic Nunchuku.
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60
40
10
1lbs
Steel
n/a
$80
#014

Sun Harp


The sun harp is imbued with magic.
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10
20lbs
Gold
Magic
$1,000
#015

Magic Wand


Basic Magic Wand.
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10
1lbs
Steel
Magic
$200
#016

Bonecrusher


The bonecrusher is a boss ass mace.
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10lbs
Steel
Yes
$600
#017

Mace


Basic mace.
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10
6lbs
Steel
n/a
$100
#018

Scythes


Pair of scythes.
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2lbs
Steel
n/a
$400
#019

Great Axe


Great Axe.
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10
10lbs
Steel
n/a
$100
#020

Poison


Bottle of poison.
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200
10
10
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Steel
n/a
$300

Artist: Jake Huffcutt
#021

Tickle-Me Morning Star


Molded and smelt in the firey furnaces of Sweatshop Land in the far east. This adorable weapon is sure to make your enemies smile right before it smashes their skulls in. Item may be recalled soon due to being made with BPA plastics.
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300
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40lbs
Plastic
Joy
$59.99

Artist: Peter Steineck
#022

Piggy


PIGGY IS A COMPANION A PLAYER CAN USE ONLY FOUR TIMES. PIGGY BREATHES FIRE AT THE ENEMY AND TRAVELS BESIDE YOU.
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15
200lbs
Pig
Summon
$10,000
Artist:Elenor Kopka
#023

Crab Claw Glove


Crab claw gloves! They're slimy inside but very sharp. Snip those noses clean off!
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95
30
0.5lbs
Shell
Poseidon
$85

Artist: Sarah Schmidt
#024

Hefty Hoe


Phil acquired it as a young and totally beefed up gardener. Great for breaking up soil and warding off large pests.
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750
75
60
8lbs
Steel
Fortune
$25

Artist: Harrison Wyrick
#025

Robbie The Robot


Ah geez, I hate this guy. Some sort of "super weapon" cyborg created in an underground lab from a different age. This kind of technology is mega out-dated but still pretty dangerous. Deploy at your own risk.
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800
23
7
1ton
Steel
Electric
$2

Artist: Michael Swearingen
#026

Rizz Sticks


A CURSED PAIR OF ALPHA FLAIRS POSSESS YOU WITH THEIR UNRELENTING GAZE. A SACRIFICE OF LITERARY SANITY MUST BE MADE IN EXCHANGE FOR POWER."SKIBITY. GYAT. RIZZ."YOU MUTTER AS YOU ROB ENEMIES OF THEIR FLESH.
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888
85
5
50lbs
Iron
Rizz
$16

Artist: Ethan Buck
#027

Drone With Sword


Pretty self explanitory. Drop the sword on your enemies head, they'll never see it coming, unless they hear the very loud buzzing of the drone. *Sword not included* One hit kill if it works.
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1000
1
100%
4lbs
Plastic
n/a
$200

Artist: Ethan Buck
#028

White Monster


To most, this is poison, but to a special few, this is the elixir of life. I don't know, maybe just try it? Can't knock it till you try it?
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n/a
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2lbs
Cum
Cursed
$3.49 or 3 for $8