NPC COMMONS


Artist: Michael Swearingen
#001

3 Raccoons in a Trenchcoat


A HUMAN MAN WHO IS DEFINITELY A PERSON WITH A JOB AND HUMAN RESPONSIBILITIES. THIS REAL ADULT GUY HAS A KNACK FOR USEFUL INFORMATION AND WILL EXCHANGE IT FOR DELECTABLE DELICACIES.
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Human Man
12 Yrs?
"Human"
Person
Trash
Filet Mignon
Intel


Artist: Alexander Laird

#002

Borvis Croolobly Jr.


Thine hath met young BORVIS. He is a budding murderer and proud of it. His PIP PAP was the local murderer back in the day. BORVIS feels strongly that mercenaries and assassins are hacks, because they're getting paid. If you REALLY love murder, you do it for free... Murder is an art. But he lost his knife tho :{
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Murderer
13 Yrs
Goblin
Stabby
Crusty
Knife
Stab


Artist: Peter Steineck
#003

Boy On A Rock


Boy on a rock is a sentient parasitic rock that uses a peasant boy as host to convince passerbys to bring it food.
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Rock
4Billion Yrs
Rock
Innocent
Stale
Berries
Sharp Rocks

Artist: Laura Jayne
#004

Crusty White Dog


Nobody knows who crusty white dog belongs to. She doesn't bark due to some sort of past trauma but look deep into her eyes and you'll know what she needs.
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Pet
4 Yrs
Dog
Lost
Musty
Human Bones
Single Tear

Artist: Elenor Kopka
#005

Long Legged Dog


A dog with inappropriately long legs. Always appears when you'd rather be alone, just standing and looking at you. This dog is just happy to be a part of it all.
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Dog
5 Yrs
Dog
Happy
Grapes
Meatball
Poem

Artist: Kelly Schiesswohl
#006

Pico


Pico is a small green goblin carrying a large jar of an unknown number ofjellybeans. Correctly guess the amount in the jar and it will reward you with a kiss. Guess incorrectly and your soul will be turned into a jellybean and added to the jar.
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Unemployed
???
Micro Goblin
Clammy
Cheese Puff
Riddle
Kisses


Artist: Peter Steineck

#007

Princess Pumpkin


BOOTED FROM HER CASTLE BY HER ANGRY MOTHER. PRINCESS PUMPKIN STANDS IN THE BASE OF A TREE WAITING FOR A UNICORN TO TAKE HER TO THE UNICORN VILLAGE. SHE HAS A BAG OF PUMPKIN PIE, BUT SHE DOESN'T LIKE PUMPKIN PIE DESPITE HER NAMESAKE. DO YOU WANT ALL OF HER PUMPKIN PIE?
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Princess
9 Yrs
Half Orc
Happy
Pumpkin
Bed
Pumpkin Pie

Artist: David De La Fuente
#008

Sir Richardson


Sir Richardson, Son of Gurgi, is a knight and member of The Order of Flickertail. He is sworn to his duty of protecting his colony. He wields the sword "Badger Slayer".
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Knight
4 Yrs
Squirrel
Noble
Dirt
Seeds
Dandelion

Artist: Jenna Caravello
#009

Turnip Bully


He's a rough and rude little turnip man. He spends all his time dead-lifting pumpkins and he'll give you a real hard time if you break his concentration. He's embarassed about his turnip body though, best not to mention it.
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Bully
34 Yrs
Turnip Man
Unpleasant
Gamer Supps
Protein
Insults

Artist: Milly Cohen
#010

ursula_söderkopf_563


She is always very busy tending to different tasks.Carying milk up the hill, hand washing laundry, tending to the farm animals and so on.I honestly think she can wear a dress/ apron as well if the leggings are too revealing for daily wear...
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Milk Maid / Wife
93 Yrs
Elven
Ukranian
Farm
Lost Sheep
Pie

Artist: Sam Wood
#011

Car With Eyelashes


Car with Eyelashes is a sentient car adorned with long, fluttering eyelashes on its headlights. It offers rides and guidance to travelers, using its charming and sassy demeanor to persuade them into small exchanges or favors.
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Car
302 Yrs
Car
Flirty
Sexy
Passengers
X Rated

Artist: Harrison Wyrick
#012

Elephant-Rider


A traveling animal-trainer from a far away land rumored to be full of collosal creatures. The supplies in her bag are plentiful rescources and bizarre treasures. She'll share her wares with you only if you gain her trust.
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Tamer
24 Yrs
Elf?
Hot + Cool
Mud
Peanuts
Mystery Box

Artist: Duggie
#013

Frog Prince


A magic frog who you are told if you kiss, he will turn into a prince. Maybe the prince can help you pay off your debt! But instead he just turns into a humanoid singing frog.
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To Be A Star
4 Yrs
Frogman
"It" Factor
Swamp
Coins/Celebrity
Gift of Song

Artist: Woodlin Latocki
#014

Gabba Jack


Gabba Jack can be found working on the river when he's not out raving. An intense yet friendly guy, he's willing to help out anyone he meets, especially in exchange for crazy new techno beats.
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Oarsman
31 Yrs
Elf
Intense
Hard Candy
Sick Beats
Inflatable Hammer

Artist: Duggie
#015

Goku


Yeah, it's really him.
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Collect Dragonballs
47 Yrs
Seiyan
Hero
B.O.
Dragonball
One Wish


Artist: Parker Davis

#016

Guidance Counselor


Initially approaching with the pretense of aid, this two headed forest dweller instead just starts bickering with itself.
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Directionless
47 Yrs
Goblinfreak
Annoyed
White Rice
Twigs
Unknown Map


Artist: Ethan Buck

#017

Long Bubble Guy


A simple creature reminding you that life is fleeting and sometimes creating something beautiful for the sake of it is a thankless labor of love that you simply do for the passion. A true philosopher and local icon.
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Bubbles
37,290 Yrs
Enternal
Immaculate
Dish Soap
Bubbles
Sense of Purpose


Artist: Ethan Buck

#018

Tall Wizard


Tall wizard is very obviously three cats in a trenchcoat. But why? What are these tricksters up too, and why do they need to be tall?
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Trickery
5 Yrs
Cat
Mysterious
Catnip
Fish
Purring


Artist: Jake Huffcutt

#019

Dog With A Video Camera


This dog follows you with a camera everywhere you go, filming everything you do. He later uploads the videos online, where his army of followers comment 'cringe' during your more embarrassing moments. He hopes to cancel you someday.
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Influencer
17 Yrs
Dog
Obnoxious
Cargo Pants
Blunder
Views


Artist: Parker Davis

#020

LAN


Appears only in interior spaces while player is alone. LAN hooks into your brain and brings visions of futures to come. Stone architecture fades into wood panneling or dry wall, young people on strange box devices drinking from neon metal tubes marked with 666 emerge. He unhooks and disappears.
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Soothsayer
-700 Yrs
Spirit
Terrifying
Aspertame
Refined Metal
Forethought


Artist: Hamish McCallion

#021

Lil Devil


CONVINCED HE IS THE TRUE OFFSPRING OF THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS, LIL DEVIL IS A HARMLESS LOCAL TWERP WHO MIGHT TRY TO SELL YOU ITEMS LIKE A RUSTY NAIL, AN EMPTY JAR, OR THE WEIRD CONTRAPTION HE FOUND IN HIS MOM'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER.
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Merchant
15 Yrs
Skeleton
Schiesty
B.O.
Love Potion
"Devil Horn"


Artist: Elenor Kopka

#022

Mold Man


M-m-m-mold man! When his podcast got cancelled this man moved into a damp mailbox. He's a bit sad but alright. Just don't let him get too close to your vegetables!
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Mold
37 Yrs
Mold Man
Sad
Cold Dust
Asthma Spray
Spores


Artist: Emory Allen

#023

Night Knight


Their night-imbued armor makes them an imposing figure, but don't be afraid of this ageless wonder. Night Knight has stood guard from time immemorial and simply wants the holes in the soles of thier shoes to be repaired.
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Guard
???
Sentry
V. Serious
Doesn't
Soles
???

Artist: Sarah Schmidt
#024

Sleepy Phil


Has not been able to sleep well lately, so much so now that can't bother to get out of his pajamas. He simply cannot tend the garden in this condition. He would really appreciate it if you helped take care of the loud ruckus that has been keeping him awake.
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Gardener
49 Yrs
Kitty Cat
Tired
Clean Pillow
Quietness
Hefty Hoe

Artist: Ethan Buck
#025

Unsupervised Baby On Leash


Unsupervised baby on leash is clearly having the time of their life. Atleast let them finish the lollipop before seeking out their parents.
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Poopie Pants
1 Yrs
Demon
Adorbs
Baby Powder
Candy
Gratitude

#026

The Guy


The Guy is there, he's the guy.
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GUY
???
???
CHILL
NORMAL
WHAT SHES HAVING
HAT

#027

Crulmn


A VERY COOL DUDE. REPRESENTATION OF CHILL AND GOOD.
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WANDERER
???
???
COOL AF
SWEET
PEACE
PEACE